Yes, the girls are funny all the time, but I am only finally getting around to posting. So here it is, the funny things they have said all month… But first, a joke:
“Get it? Get it? Because peanut butter and JELLY, and sea turtles eat jelly fish!”
If you don’t laugh, Isla is not above explaining all the funniness of the joke. So laugh. I mean seriously. If a kid tells you a joke, you laugh.
And while we’re on the subject of sea turtles…
“I wish just once you would remember to NOT kill sea turtles!”
Sigh… All because I forgot to bring my reusable shopping bags to Publix.
“Mommy, can we watch My Little Ponies because it teaches us about friendship and love and kindness, so we can be better sisters to each other?
How could I say “no”?
“Everything Aliana says is cute, only because she is adorably wonderful!”
“My tummy’s eyes are my boobies.”
Think about it… keep thinking… keep thinking… picture it… It actually kind of makes sense, right?
“Mommy! Would you stop being a slowpoke, and please be a fast poke?”
“Mommy, I want a bar of corn too!”
It does make more sense than ear! Why is it an ear anyway?
“I jamp and I jamp.”
Rhymes with ramp past tense of jump. Apparently.
Me: You girls are awesome!
Aliana: We are not just awesome! We are awesome sauce!
Yes, yes you are.
When Isla tried to wipe Aliana’s face with a napkin and spit (which must skip generations, by the way, because I have never done that, Mother!)…
“I am a princess! I don’t use slime!”
I’m with you on that one, Baby!
“Someday I’m going to flush the potty with my foot. I wanna be just like Mommy when I grow up!
Goals, dreams and aspirations.
Me: You’re a really smart girl!
Isla: I know, I know… I’m a smarty pants!
Aliana: I know I know…I’m a smarty naked!
I suppose that would make more sense to a nudist 3 year old who thinks being forced to wear clothes equals having the “worst day ever!”